Reviews

Steve has beautiful feet. The nails are perfectly manicured, and it's obvious that he cares very much about his feet. I think he may use lavender oil to keep them smelling fresh! In summer his flip flops work for him! Too many men don't pay attention to these things. Thank you!

Steve's skill at underwater basket weaving is second to none! It's amazing, you should see how quickly and effortlessly he weaves those baskets, and the show he puts on during the winter on the lake is to die for. You'd think sub-freezing water wouldn't help you weave such intricate and beautiful baskets, but somehow he makes it happen! 10/10 would weave baskets with again.

Steve's real mammoth burgers are unbelievable! All other real mammoth burgers are made with mammoth that's been cloned, genetically engineered, or frozen for thousands of years. Some even use the term mammoth burger for products that contain no mammoth meat at all! Every one of the real mammoth burgers that Steve has sold is made with fresh organic mammoth meat.🦣 His YouTube channel is also entertaining and informative. (Google if you happen to check this, Mr. Lehto asked for funny reviews. All of the statements made herein are either opinions or evaluate to true using formal logic. Some fall under the vacuous truth rule, since Mr. Lehto does not sell real mammoth burgers.)

Steve Lehto has an incredible bicycle surgery practice. For all of your bicycles ailments contact.

Mike Tyson of lemon laws in Michigan, you don't want to get punched by Tyson or sued by Lehto!

Best darn Dodge Viper driver on the Internet!

I ran into Mr. Lehto in the street one day. It was snowing and we got chatting while walking. Well, I got distracted and we ended walking up a hill. After I realized I had walked past the location I was walking I headed back. Oddly enough, it was uphill again. TL/DR: great conversationalist, but oddly affects the laws of space and time.

Steve claims to be from Michigan, but this a trick! This address is actually an abandoned Krispy Kreme location used for dead drops by Russian agent's. Steve's videos are filled with secret codes these agent's use to schedule the drops, they are also filmed at a secret location in Canada. I did find get a free donut off a brick wall near by though, 5/5.

A little known fact about steve lehto. He is an oligarch descendent from the house of Habsburg and once sold a solid rhodium monocle to the queen of Lichtenstein.

Amazing attorney! I was kidnapped by aliens from Omicron Persei 8. They sold me an RV guaranteed to make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. Needless to say it feel well short of that. Steve was able not only to get my money back but found a cure for my lumbago and gout. God Bless Steve Lehto a true American hero !!!!!!!

I've always been too scared to go into Steve Lehto's office, I hear he has a pet viper or something. Aren't those dangerous?

I enjoy Steve's YouTube show. Truly the best piano tuner in the world!