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Theo urd
12 Jul, 2015
It is definitely not easy to deal with the situations I deal with
It is not a fully recognized medical condition yet
But it is there and it is something I wish that wasnt there.
Since I completely understand that people can take offence,
I understand that I have been judged by them a few times
Perhaps hastily and unfairly
Yet understandable nonetheless
Like so many other of our citizens I like to pretend I care
While in fact I would be hard pressed to care less
I eat whatever is available
Fried Glazed Sugared The fatter the better
As long as the picture of it looks good
Needless to say that all this has a considerable intestinal impact
S*** happens
Literally
And it happens I l wipe my behind with the flag
Cos it feels good
My country s**ts on me
Right back atcha
And then I run starch naked through a large shopping mall
with the now defiled flag draped around me
So I got arrested
And then I met Patrick
Much to my suprise and joy
he likes to do the same
We instantly clicked
And he helped me
Swiftly and smelly
Thanks Patrick,
the no.1 flag s**tt*r in the country
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Anonymous
11 May, 2015
When you think Lawyer you don't usually think 'Honest and Trustworthy,' but my experience with Patrick renewed my faith in those providing legal services. He was always available when questions arose, walked me through every scenario step by step and was completely honest about the outcomes, as to not walk in with certain expectations. I would definitely refer him to anyone in need of a reliable lawyer who actually cares.
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