Reviews

Thank you Jaymoa!!! Did a triple homicide and got off with community service. You are the man!!!

我因咬了一只乌龟而被捕，当时宠物店的女士让我握住它。面临30年的刑期，Jayoma将我的刑期减为在海洋世界做志愿者一年。我非常喜欢它，因为海洋世界的海龟很少被饲养员照顾，他们常常全神贯注于虎鲸 - 不幸的是我还没有弄清楚如何咬虎鲸。

jayoma saved me of 69 years of jail

Thank you, Jayoma, for helping get my brother-in-law's roblox account unbanned. We really appreciate your assistance!

I (allegedly) stole several weapons of mass destruction and told the US government in 2003 that I hid them in Iraq, sparking George W. Bush to initiate the combined invasion of Iraq and causing the deaths of 10s of thousands of civilians who were caught in the crossfire. Allegedly. Jayoma worked tirelessly to get my case dismissed, not even the United Nations could muster the strength to oppose his jaw-dropping lawyering abilities. I will forever by truly grateful for Jayoma for getting my case dismissed and preventing me from being executed via firing squad and my body hidden in a secret location in the Nevada desert so that my actions do not serve as inspiration for other would-be terrorists. I mean alleged terrorist. Thanks Jayoma!